Sunday, February 1, 2009

25 YO!


25 Thingies No One Comprehends About Moi

1. i hate waking up and not being able to see things kus i haven't put in my contacts yet (and i worry sometimes that if i got stuck on an island i would eventually lose them and not be able to see clearly for the rest o my life)
2. sometimes i don't get to sleep all night and pretend i have been sleeping so someone can wake me up
3. if i could sleep in the nude without being walked in on, i would (but since my door has no lock and is flimsy i get nervous if my back or legs are showing i might offend a member of my family)
4. it is really funny to watch me watching a movie i am enthralled in because i act out each character and say each line (ex. she's the man)
5. a lot of the times if someone is telling me something that will make me sad or ruin my life i intentionally kick in my ADD i know that is horrible but its like my own version of memory repression 
6. every time i am told to write something down or am sitting in front of a blank anything i have to write the words "harry potter"
7. i used to beat kids up in grade school
8. i speak ASL (american sign language) but am to terrified to actually talk to an actual deaf person
9. i was first chair trumpet in jr. high
10. before high school the only book i had ever read all the way through was holes
11. i am never myself in my dreams and if i am it is only for a brief period of time and i usually change character at least 3
12. the only time i have ever sworn in my life is when i do stupid tung twisters or when i mix two words together on accident
13. i thought myself how to ride a bike and i potty trained myself
14. the only time i notice i am tall is when someone tells me that i am or i see myself in a mirror next to someone
15. i dont have a mirror in my bedroom so i use the one in the bathroom and my sisters prob think i use the w/c a lot more than a normal person should
16. i still wish i was a boy with a girls brain (i hate so much being inferior) 
17. me and my sisters are very good at imitating peoples voices
18. i do not want to grow old i secretly wish that i will die on my 50th birthday (not the whole looks thing, i just dont want to feel crapy and lonely and weak for a long time)
19. i have never gone steady with a man
20. i once hit my best friend in the head with a real hammer
21. i honestly do not think about anything for to long 
22. i can never do one thing with my mind i must always be multi tasking in my head always, if not i begin to go insane for realz its scary (22.5 i am so glad no one can ever be in my head i would feel terrible for the poor sole)
23. i really bad wish i was friends with my mom and dad when they were young they are so cool and they were different people then before the h-e double tooth picks that is adulthood set in
24. i wish so bad that i grew up in the 40's or when ever just somewhere where i could do things instead of watch things (24.75 i wish boys were men like in the good old days, such as actually liking girls and asking them out)
24.5ish i am addicted to adrenaline (where the adrenaline involves a motor)
25. i hate looking at ugly people for to long (ugly can be ugly personalities or physically unattractive)

I CHALLENGE THEE ASWELL!!!(thats what i meant by poke)

The only persons I want to poke is Julie and Mark but i don't want to force you, I just jolly-belly-chuckle when I think about what you would say!

ps. heres a picture of Allie jumping into the old hyperspace. I keep telling her she will get a ticket but she says we go to fast for the human eye to see so I let it slide.


Wednesday, January 28, 2009

jb mole

Is it just me or do joe and kevin have the same chest mole...and is their grandmas foot broken? I BET JOE DID IT! if he can brake Taylors heart then he can brake his grandmamas foot!

I don't hate you boys i just am a little bitter. I cant wait for the 3-D movie experience!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

ATTENTION

i am taylor swift without the tallend and beauty

that is all

CONTINUED NEXT WEEK!!!...OR TOMORROW!!!
ps this has nothing to do with taylor i just wanted to see if you thought i should grow it for realz what do jew think?

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Wednesdays

Have you seen stranger than fiction? (why am i asking yall questions, this is my blog and you cant answer them, so feel free to answer it in your head((but dont answer it out loud because others might find you insane in the membrane))..{ ?) } Well if you can remember what I was saying 10 eons ago i was talking about stranger than fiction and how i love how Emma Thompson says the word "wed-ens-day". But the true and pure reason for the title of this post being "Wednesday" is that wednesdays are the days that I truly live life (through television). Almost all my favorite shows are on this blessed day, these being PUSHING DAISYS, AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL, and PROJECT RUNWAY. Yes i am aware that i am wasting my life away-ish but i love it, YOU DONT KNOW ME! yes... yes ill tell them...quit it! (sorry one of my personalities is very rude...and french (which is the same thing))
She just reminded me to tell my shower routine!
1 shampoopie
2 face wash
3 brush teefs
4 condish
5 warm vanilla sugar body warsh
6 dont shave under amr's ( i have never had to do that and thank the high heavens for that...um talent)
ok the end (I made a prommis and I must k
eep it, LOOK DOWN)
Julie enjoy
(This might need some explanation, a hot friend of mine once told me that she could fit a quarter up her nozies and i promptly had the nearest quarter up her nose. THIS is that quarter)
Julie is talented...and apparently so is this quarter.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Your wish is my command!

I must preface this by saying IM SORRY. I know that I WILL make grammar/spelling/common sense mistakes. such as, Im not sure if common sense is one or two words...MOVING ONWARD! Im street smart and you can find that out if you come behind me in the dark you WILL enjoy a swift shanking. Anywho you have all been waiting and I have finally rewarded your good behavior and have created this blog. You can now experience what it is like to be a 6foot 18 year old ADD...ing...er(which ever you prefer) hottie with a body. I love you alz and wilt be entertaining you for at least the next 3 days (because I really do have ADD and will most likely be to busy thinking about gorgie male actors and what my reply will be when they DO ask me out).  I will now enclose a picture of my sister Allison-Michelle and I (Melissa Ann Kirk III) taking a dancing lesson 4 days ago, ENJOY!