Tuesday, November 11, 2008


i am taylor swift without the tallend and beauty

that is all

ps this has nothing to do with taylor i just wanted to see if you thought i should grow it for realz what do jew think?

Wednesday, October 1, 2008


Have you seen stranger than fiction? (why am i asking yall questions, this is my blog and you cant answer them, so feel free to answer it in your head((but dont answer it out loud because others might find you insane in the membrane))..{ ?) } Well if you can remember what I was saying 10 eons ago i was talking about stranger than fiction and how i love how Emma Thompson says the word "wed-ens-day". But the true and pure reason for the title of this post being "Wednesday" is that wednesdays are the days that I truly live life (through television). Almost all my favorite shows are on this blessed day, these being PUSHING DAISYS, AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL, and PROJECT RUNWAY. Yes i am aware that i am wasting my life away-ish but i love it, YOU DONT KNOW ME! yes... yes ill tell them...quit it! (sorry one of my personalities is very rude...and french (which is the same thing))
She just reminded me to tell my shower routine!
1 shampoopie
2 face wash
3 brush teefs
4 condish
5 warm vanilla sugar body warsh
6 dont shave under amr's ( i have never had to do that and thank the high heavens for that...um talent)
ok the end (I made a prommis and I must k
eep it, LOOK DOWN)
Julie enjoy
(This might need some explanation, a hot friend of mine once told me that she could fit a quarter up her nozies and i promptly had the nearest quarter up her nose. THIS is that quarter)
Julie is talented...and apparently so is this quarter.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Your wish is my command!

I must preface this by saying IM SORRY. I know that I WILL make grammar/spelling/common sense mistakes. such as, Im not sure if common sense is one or two words...MOVING ONWARD! Im street smart and you can find that out if you come behind me in the dark you WILL enjoy a swift shanking. Anywho you have all been waiting and I have finally rewarded your good behavior and have created this blog. You can now experience what it is like to be a 6foot 18 year old ADD...ing...er(which ever you prefer) hottie with a body. I love you alz and wilt be entertaining you for at least the next 3 days (because I really do have ADD and will most likely be to busy thinking about gorgie male actors and what my reply will be when they DO ask me out).  I will now enclose a picture of my sister Allison-Michelle and I (Melissa Ann Kirk III) taking a dancing lesson 4 days ago, ENJOY!