Sunday, February 1, 2009

25 YO!

25 Thingies No One Comprehends About Moi

1. i hate waking up and not being able to see things kus i haven't put in my contacts yet (and i worry sometimes that if i got stuck on an island i would eventually lose them and not be able to see clearly for the rest o my life)
2. sometimes i don't get to sleep all night and pretend i have been sleeping so someone can wake me up
3. if i could sleep in the nude without being walked in on, i would (but since my door has no lock and is flimsy i get nervous if my back or legs are showing i might offend a member of my family)
4. it is really funny to watch me watching a movie i am enthralled in because i act out each character and say each line (ex. she's the man)
5. a lot of the times if someone is telling me something that will make me sad or ruin my life i intentionally kick in my ADD i know that is horrible but its like my own version of memory repression 
6. every time i am told to write something down or am sitting in front of a blank anything i have to write the words "harry potter"
7. i used to beat kids up in grade school
8. i speak ASL (american sign language) but am to terrified to actually talk to an actual deaf person
9. i was first chair trumpet in jr. high
10. before high school the only book i had ever read all the way through was holes
11. i am never myself in my dreams and if i am it is only for a brief period of time and i usually change character at least 3
12. the only time i have ever sworn in my life is when i do stupid tung twisters or when i mix two words together on accident
13. i thought myself how to ride a bike and i potty trained myself
14. the only time i notice i am tall is when someone tells me that i am or i see myself in a mirror next to someone
15. i dont have a mirror in my bedroom so i use the one in the bathroom and my sisters prob think i use the w/c a lot more than a normal person should
16. i still wish i was a boy with a girls brain (i hate so much being inferior) 
17. me and my sisters are very good at imitating peoples voices
18. i do not want to grow old i secretly wish that i will die on my 50th birthday (not the whole looks thing, i just dont want to feel crapy and lonely and weak for a long time)
19. i have never gone steady with a man
20. i once hit my best friend in the head with a real hammer
21. i honestly do not think about anything for to long 
22. i can never do one thing with my mind i must always be multi tasking in my head always, if not i begin to go insane for realz its scary (22.5 i am so glad no one can ever be in my head i would feel terrible for the poor sole)
23. i really bad wish i was friends with my mom and dad when they were young they are so cool and they were different people then before the h-e double tooth picks that is adulthood set in
24. i wish so bad that i grew up in the 40's or when ever just somewhere where i could do things instead of watch things (24.75 i wish boys were men like in the good old days, such as actually liking girls and asking them out)
24.5ish i am addicted to adrenaline (where the adrenaline involves a motor)
25. i hate looking at ugly people for to long (ugly can be ugly personalities or physically unattractive)

I CHALLENGE THEE ASWELL!!!(thats what i meant by poke)

The only persons I want to poke is Julie and Mark but i don't want to force you, I just jolly-belly-chuckle when I think about what you would say!

ps. heres a picture of Allie jumping into the old hyperspace. I keep telling her she will get a ticket but she says we go to fast for the human eye to see so I let it slide.


JULIE said...

what in the san hill were you doing up at 4:30 AM little Missy? Ahem.

Allie said...

Wait a minute. I thought Marcus hit YOU with the hammer. ?

Allie said...

Oh, and don't worry I consider your bathroom usage only slightly above insane.

misc. said...

haha yeah we are both correct! we were on the swing in his back yard and i had a hammer in my hand and he was pushing me and i was keeping the hammer at arms length and then he pushed the swing so hard that the hammer reached his head. he then got so mad that he grabbed up the hammer and promptly returned the favor and hit me in the forehead. i don't really blame him hahaha

Teri said...

That is a super cool picture of Allie at hyperspace speed. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your 25 thingys.

Marni said...

I'm so proud of you! look at you blog so much lately!, I believe Allie would drive that fast.